For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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