Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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