I wish i was in the wii world.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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