Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
zippers are such a cool invention
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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