I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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