Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
