I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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