that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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