Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
