Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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