i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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