Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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