new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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