On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
