if only i could text you this smell
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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