Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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