Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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