The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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