Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I did not marry a roomba.
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