nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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