That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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