i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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