I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
My vagina is officially offended.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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