If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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