question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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