yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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