I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
