That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
He felt like a one man threesome
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
