The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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