she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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