There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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