I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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