Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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