ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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