he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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