Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
