That's intense
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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