I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
not ubering you a puppy
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