OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Randomize
