Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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