he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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