its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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