Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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