addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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