My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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