Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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