How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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