If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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