last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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