Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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